I bid you welcome to my site. The comedic legend Jaques Tati once said “Laughter arises from a certain fundamental absurdity”. No one has ever understood what that means. Tati died and never told us. He was like that. But Renoir is not. Renoir is a delight and an improbability. He will bring wonder, joy and levity to your next event, theatrical art enterprise, museum opening, bris, or airplane journey*. Welcome to his site.
*Renoir is a registered E.S.C. (Emotional Support Clown).
• bring mirth to the dying child in your soul
• illuminate suffering through the artistry of clowning
• use a slide whistle to tickle your imagination
• try to sweep up a spotlight (classic version)
• charge full price if you cancel less than 24 hours in advance
• caper and romp, possibly prance
• work an event that celebrates anything other than joy
• squirt water from a flower
• for safety, be in a car with less than 20 other clowns
• throw pies, unless they are metaphorical (and cherry)
• be responsible for any loss or damage to your dreams